Here’s the Mission. Your Mission Is to Burn the Elf Village and Eliminate the Terrorist Leader, Sylphina Bloommarin - Chapter 11

“Well, we’d better get out of here.”

Sylphy says that to me as she finishes the last of her fries and drinks her black soda.

I had already finished mine a long time ago, but to be honest, it was fun just watching Sylphy eat the fries with such satisfaction.

“Oh, it was a church hospital.”

“I made an appointment with them. Go get yourself examined.”

They said they were booked up to the max.

On the other hand, in the general outpatient clinic, he did everything he could to avoid being caught up by Sword Saint Wallace.

“Well, I hope nothing is wrong……

No, wouldn’t it be nice if they could find out what happened to your memory?”

I nodded at Sylphy’s words and walked out of ‘Waku Waku Burger’.

And so it was that we were about to start heading to the church hospital.

“…get rid of the hamburger shop! Don’t allow imperialism!”

The curious humans marched in a line and stood in front of ‘Waku Waku Burger’.

(Hey, Sylphy. What’s up with them?

(-Don’t look at them too much, or they’ll remember your face.)

Sylphy whispered to me.

They are anti-imperialists. They are now very active in anti-hamburger protests.

They are anti-hamburger protesters.

“Burger Smashing! Hamburger shoppers, go away!”

The head of the organization is giving me a disgusted look and leading me to move on quickly.

It looks like a demonstration with a permit, at least. Up to the point of including this place in the route.

The problem is that they’re staying here too long. That doesn’t seem to be allowed.

“Oh, my dear little elf. Don’t eat the hamburger.

Hey, you! You teach the little elf what the empire is all about!”

I am approached by a woman, a demonstrator, probably in her 40s. A busy woman.

….But even if she misjudges Sylphy’s age, she thinks I’m a bad brother who teaches natural elves the empire style.

“- and I am the big brother who taught her to eat hamburgers.”

“Right? No elf girl should eat something vulgar like a hamburger.”

“….this is a masterpiece. Wait a minute.”

Sylphy tells me this and heads back to ‘Waku Waku Burger’.

What the hell is she thinking….?

“What are you thinking?

Make an elf girl eat such poison! Are you going to kill her?”

…I was saying just a few minutes ago that if this was poison, it would just be a cornerstone of history. The girl, Sylphina Bloomsmarin, is a woman.

“….no, I didn’t bring her here.”

“What are you talking about? She’s such a little girl, you’re her guardian!”

Hmmm….. I’m the one being protected at the moment, no matter how you look at it.

I’m the one with amnesia, and I’m being treated well by a witch named Sylphy.

However, there is no way that explaining such a thing to this woman would make any sense.

“I got it, I got it. I don’t care if they are short-lived creatures like us, there’s no telling what kind of danger chemical seasonings might cause to long-lived elves. It might accumulate. I’ll tell her not to eat it anymore.”

“You’re the one who fed her in the first place!” the woman in front of me is losing her temper, and the protesters are completely ready to stay in front of the ‘Waku Burger’. It’s a perfect obstruction of business and I want to get out of here as soon as possible, but you, Sylphy, what are you doing….?

“-Thank you for waiting. Big brother.”

Sylphy, you’re just going to call me “big brother”? How annoying.

But I know what she’s trying to do. It’s better to let the information about us lie.

But what the hell, why does this girl have a Mega Waku in her right hand right now?

“Hey, hey, little girl…?!”

“- Watch closely, human. This is the fruit of history.

This is the ultimate in the accumulation of technology created by humans, who are much shorter than us elves.

Sylphie unwraps the Mega Waku and shows it off to the demonstrators.

She just said she didn’t want them to remember her face…

This girl actually hates to lose… How bold of her to run away from Wallace?

“No, don’t do that! The additives are poisonous to the body of an elf.”

“Ha, so you don’t use salt in your cooking?

Do you eat meat that smells fishy only when it’s cooked?　Without even using pepper?”

Sylphy stares at the protesting woman.

“Salt and pepper are not poison!”

But additives are poison, and they have not been proven safe for long-term consumption.

“I see. Then I will be a historical cornerstone.”

The protestor woman rolls her eyes at Sylphy’s words.

No, you’re right. No wonder she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

“-what can be eaten and what can’t be eaten.

The accumulation of such experiences is history. I will be one of those stones. With pleasure.”

“Salt and pepper are not poison!

But additives are poison, and they have not been proven safe for long-term consumption.”

“I see. Then I will be a historical cornerstone.”

The protestor woman rolls her eyes at Sylphy’s words.

No, you’re right. No wonder she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

“- what can be eaten and what can’t be eaten.

The accumulation of such experiences is history. I will be one of those stones. With pleasure.”

Sylphy shoves the rest of the Mega Waku into her mouth as she says it.

The demonstrator woman tries to grab her hand, but it’s no one other than me who doesn’t allow that to happen.

With minimal movement, the moment I picked up the warning signs, I was able to grab the woman’s arm. She’s an amateur, no acceleration needed.

“Oops, let’s not touch our lady, shall we?”

“Huh…?! You!”

I wonder if there will be other protesters; I understand that at least three of them will set it off.

I accelerate my thinking and analyze the information I can get from my vision, thinking of countermeasures.

And then I realize that there is no need for me to do anything.

“Yes, yes, this demonstration is a march, right? Please don’t stay too long!”

The sheriff broke in to cover us.

With his gaze guiding us, we left the place.

…… totally chilled my heart out, lady.”

“Hmm, you did a little guarding, didn’t you, big brother?”

“Don’t call me big brother. It gives me the chills.”

She looks just like a young girl, but I know everything about her old age…

Including the fact that you can’t see the bottom of this woman.

So when she calls me big brother, I am simply scared.

“Hey, Sylphy. Wouldn’t you have preferred that your face is not remembered?”

“I thought so, but I’m leaving this land tomorrow or the day after tomorrow anyway.

And the anger I felt needs no explanation?”

The glazed eyes of Sylphy. I didn’t realize that the gentle color of light blue could be so sharp.

“The accumulation of technology, the easy denial of its ultimate form.”

“That’s right. Don’t even take statistics on health damage caused by hamburgers. Kid.”

“.. and for treating you younger than me, right?”

Sylphy taps me on the shoulder with a bang when she hears my words.

“I’m not going to be offended by something as trivial as that; I’ve been treated this way for almost 500 years.”

“But you’re annoyed, aren’t you?”

“…right. But that’s not all.”

That’s surprisingly naive.

Well, indeed, it’s not just about age.

All right, all right. Well, if there’s nothing wrong with it, let’s just get out of here.

I can’t sleep at night if I can’t remember their faces.

“Yeah, that’s right. These guys are more troublesome than the ones who are doing their job.”

In a way, they are more troublesome than Major Wallace, the Sword Saint.

No, I know exactly what you mean. In fact, that feeling is bad, even if the power is not.

“-John. You’re on your own at the hospital. Here’s your appointment letter.”

“Why? I thought you were going to show me the way.”

“It’s just a personal matter. I’ll be at the hospital by the time you’re finished.”

To be honest, I’m anxious, but it would be shameful to keep you here.

“Got it. Do you want me to wait for you at the hospital? Or at a hotel?”

“Mmh …… the hospital is fine. I’ll see you later, okay? John.”

Sylphy walks off in the other direction.

-After this, I deeply regretted that I had sent her off.

I should not have left her even if it was shameful.